For those of you who majored in
biology, you`ll probably realize that Matt wasn`t actually the one who had the
baby. `Twas his wife, Kathy. But because Matt is a very prominent personality
in any situation he is in, you find yourself just saying "Matt did this or that".
So, Matt had a baby. In the car. On a busy road.
Now you're probably saying to yourself "Who the heck is
Matt?"
That is a very good question, and even though he's been my older
brother for practically my entire life, sometimes even I don't know the answer
to that question.
As a good friend of ours recently said, "Matt should be on the show Canada's Know-It-All. Turns out
he can assist birthing a child in a car. Chalk it up as another one of those
things that Matt just figures out and does well on the fly."
This is all very true, but if you grew up
with Matt, I think that you'd find that it's not as inherent a skill as many
would like to believe. It was a learning process, and several of my favorite
toys met untimely demises due to Matt's "modifications". I remember
when he tried to make my Scorcher 6x6 remote control car submersible. He
modified it so that it could be placed in water. In the end, he did place it in water, and
that's like halfway there I guess. Points for trying I suppose.
Here is a picture of the un-modified baby boy. |
So you see, the guy's just got a knack for
knowing how stuff works. I wasn't surprised at all that he figured out how to
deliver a baby in a car on the side of a busy road. In fact, I'm sure by now
he's figured out how to do it even faster next time. He could deliver a baby in
a rollercoaster if it weren't for the silly "regulations" that the
government puts on that kind of thing.
Although before I get too far, I should
mention his wife Kathy. She helped in the delivery too. We all have some part
to play right?
Matt with his helper. He probably wouldn't have been able to do it without her. |
I've gotten to know them both quite a bit
better as of late. Since I got laid off of my job I've been working in Calgary
(2 hours away) and staying at Matt's house during the week. Knowing how good he
is at everything I should really take up some of my broken stuff next time I go
up. I could take up that toaster that's been just sitting dusty in a corner for
years. He could probably deliver me a nice, new, baby toaster. On the side of
the road no less.
So that's Matt. If you don't
know Matt, you think I made him up. If you do know Matt, you know I toned him
down quite a bit to make him believable.
Here's the ugliest picture I could find of Matt. Why? Because brothers. |
Is it a girl or a boy?
ReplyDeleteIt's a BABY!
ReplyDeleteBoy.
This story needs more contractions (physical) and swears. How did they not end up in a hospital hours before this? Was it the traffic?
ReplyDeleteKathy is my hero. And Matt, I guess. . . for catching.
ReplyDeleteMatt should absolutely apply for Canada's Know It All :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats Matt & Kathy. All's well that ends well!